I hope that you didn’t choke on your cup of java this morning like I did! Goodness, if I didn’t think that being a woman was hard enough, there are some people who appreciate the fact that Eve robbed us of our chance at peace and serenity here on earth. As though menstrual cramps, hot flashes mood swings, and our daily battle with pre menopausal spats didn’t drive us to Rikers Island – we can all look forward on showing the world that we love our “vagi patties” so much that we can also wear it on display for the world to see. Oh but wait, if you thought that wearing a neon pink vulva on your neck would woo you into the outer limits of radical feminist hysteria – be ready to stock your shelves with Leakproof Cloth Menstral Pads (blank stare), adorn your bed with a lovely plush pink Vagina Pillow (with a secret pocket for your vibrator), or how about showing your friends and family how much you really love your Uterus by putting it on head-on display in your living room at $40 a pop? Ahhh….ain’t it grand to be a woman? Check out what I mean after the jump!

Product Details: Vagina Pillow (with a secret pocket for your vibrator), $24 – via Esty.com